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Topic: Wine Cellars

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite food(s):

French, Spanish, Italian

Favorite destination(s):

California, Italy, Spain

Favorite drink(s):

Wine, Beer, Sake

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The first wines were vinted in the stone cellars beneath the house, and Johannaberg Cellars became one of the earliest bonded wineries in the Napa Valley.
Its cellars too are famed for their rare wines and vintages, whilst for everyday enjoyment there is an extensive range of New World and table wines.
Sherwood House wines are featured on the wine lists and in the cellars of the finest cuisine restaurants and wine merchants.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

JM Cellars has partnered with a local company named Gifts By Design to offer several options for packaging our wine.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Brakspear Wine Cellars are open to the general public and can be found in the brewery yard off New Street and there are plans to introduce brewery tours.
The cellars of his mansion had changed from being a place to store wine to being a place to train men and women on how to kill each other.

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