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In the News - 8 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Cellular Cingular

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, PDA

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Fast Company, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter), Jesse Owens, Ian Thorpe (swimmer)

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

As previously announced, the Company also introduced its newly launched online cell phone store, 007Phones, which offers direct delivery and low priced cellular phones and services through WorldCom over the AT&T Wireless, Verizon, Cingular and Sprint PCS networks.
Phase 2 is expected to be up and running for all seven of the major wireless carriers, including AT and T Wireless, Cingular, Nextel, US Cellular, Sprint PCS, Verizon, and T-Mobile, by spring of 2003.
Com offers prepaid cellular, prepaid wireless including ATT, Verizon, Cingular, DCS, Voicestream, Powertel, Equitel, prepaid phonecards, home dial tone, flat rate long distance and electronic POSA.

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