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In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Cellular Phone Service

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, PDA

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, PC World

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Funeral director

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Starsign:

Leo

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

New FCC rules mandate that cellular phones without a monthly service contract be able to make free 911 calls any where in the US.
The FCC rules mandate that even cellular phones without a service contract be allowed to make emergency calls.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

There were no cellular phones, only local service in large cities that only could support a few hundred users on UHF frequencies.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Affordable Phones by Phone Warehouse can finish off any cellular phone purchase with an affordable service plan from AT&T Wireless in select markets.
We are an Authorized Sales Agent for Sprint PCS Nationwide and and Authorized Representative for Nextel cellular phones and services in the states of Illinios and Wisconsin.
The phones meet Cellular Telephone Industry Association specifications and can be up graded to prepaid or full cellular service with your local cellular service provider at any time.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Free Cellular phones and accessories Get a Free Motorola V2397 cellular phone and accessories with the nations best wireless service from AT&T.
Cellular phones, cellular service, pagers, and cell phone accessories - Shop, research and buy through LetsTalk.
Phones can be purchased at PNCC in Koror and Airai and customers signing up for PNC cellular service get a $30 discount off the retail price of the phone.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The combined cellular phones, freeway service patrol (FSP) and the CHP detect 75 percent of all the incidents.

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