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Topic: US Cellular

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  Cellular    Contact Us  
  US    Us I  
  E J U    US News  
  State U    Us Home  
  Mail us    US 2  
  U S    T U  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Mobile phone,  Wiretap kit
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  PC World
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Biology,  Computers,  Science
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

So cellular automata only get us so far.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Reporting via cellular phone keeps us up to date on bird activity over the entire farm.
John Fielding,
CEO

US Cellular NASCAR Grand National Sportsmen: These stars are a feature division of the NASCAR Weekly Racing Series.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It enables us to access and heal the memory stored at a cellular level that gives rise to emotional or physical disease.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

He allowed us to use his cellular and refused a tip.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Tell us where to send your new ring tone to by entering your cellular telephone number.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Cellular phones have freed us from wired infrastructure and allowed users unprecedented communications mobility.
The cellular terminal market is driven by E911 regulations in the US insisting on new handsets being able to automatically report their location.
The US CDMA digital cellular standard approved by the CITA in 1993.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Cellular POTS Adapter only works with cellular phones made for sale in the US.
Please note that US cellular or mobile phones will not normally work in Europe.
You are equipped with a US Coastguard approved life preserver and the guides carry a cellular phone to maintain contact with our office.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Estela Ceballos
2005-03-25 22:19:51
When was the last payment I did?
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2005-03-25 22:20:30
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2005-06-30 17:20:48
how do u send a text message to a cell phone by using the internet
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