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Topic: Centers for Disease Control

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Interest(s):Sex education,  Travelling,  The weather weather's
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention , the percentage of 19 to 36 month olds receiving the full complement of recommended vaccinations declined to 78.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have developed guidelines for each state that identify program funding levels that can be the foundation for a comprehensive tobacco prevention and education program.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention initiated a program on violence prevention in 1983, and since then hundreds of states and city public health departments have established offices of violence prevention.
Centers for Disease Control Diabetes Public Health Resource Official site of the Diabetes Division of the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that 61 percent of Americans are overweight and 26 percent are obese, or grossly overweight.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommend that doctors check all pregnant women for vaginosis who previously have delivered a premature baby, whether or not the women have symptoms.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta have labeled hereditary hemochromatosis the most common life threatening genetic disease in the United States, few patients know they have the disease and even fewer understand their treatment options.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta said the new findings " do not demonstrate that the purchase of a firearm caused suicidal behavior or actually increased the risk of suicide among those who purchased handguns.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have found no scientific evidence to date that CWD can be transmitted to humans.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have recommended that couples not kiss deeply if one of them is infected with the AIDS virus, mostly because of the possibility of mouth lesions or bleeding gums.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has renewed warnings to women to avoid taking the acne drug Accutane while pregnant.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention revealed that 358 firefighters and five emergency medical service personnel involved in the WTC rescue and recovery efforts had been placed on medical leave or light duty assignments due to respiratory problems.
 
 
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