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Topic: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

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  Prevention    Disease  
  Control    Center  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Interest(s):Sex education,  Travelling,  The weather weather's
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention , the percentage of 19 to 36 month olds receiving the full complement of recommended vaccinations declined to 78.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have developed guidelines for each state that identify program funding levels that can be the foundation for a comprehensive tobacco prevention and education program.
Centers for Disease Control Diabetes Public Health Resource Official site of the Diabetes Division of the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has clear guidelines to swiftly provide vaccine, and Arizona has plans to administer it.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that 61 percent of Americans are overweight and 26 percent are obese, or grossly overweight.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommend that doctors check all pregnant women for vaginosis who previously have delivered a premature baby, whether or not the women have symptoms.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has found that low-income smokers are four time more likely to quit than higher income smokers.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta said the new findings " do not demonstrate that the purchase of a firearm caused suicidal behavior or actually increased the risk of suicide among those who purchased handguns.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have found no scientific evidence to date that CWD can be transmitted to humans.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has compiled a report consolidating recommendations for the prevention of opportunistic diseases in patients with human immunodeficiency virus infection.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), but also includes other acute and late stage manifestations of such an infection as determined by the physician.
S Centers for Disease Control and Prevention was cited as reporting Friday that washing oranges to get germs off their peels may not be enough to make sure the juice stays safe.
 
 
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2005-03-23 10:53:36
What does the CDC recommend for cleaning of equipment such as BP cuffs, etc. used in homecare to prevent disease spreading?
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