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Topic: Poison Control Center

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  Poison    Control  
  Center    Centers for Disease Control  
  Centers for Disease Control and Prevention    Motor Control Centers  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite animal(s):Bird,  Dog,  Cat
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Undergoing therapy,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

All Poison Control Centers are coordinated through Cardinal Glennon Memorial Hospital in St.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center has received more than 50 well-documented reports of dogs developing acute kidney failure after ingesting grapes or raisins.
According to the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center (APCC), the ingestion of just one mothball can cause serious problems in dogs and cats.
According to the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center, the number one poison affecting companion animals is the ingestion of unsecured medication.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Poison Control Centers have been called one of the most successful and important public health programs in the United States, second only to the childhood immunization program in reducing illness and injury to the public.
National Animal Poison Control Center - This is part of the ASPCA and provides information about poison prevention and also includes a fee-based emergency poisoning service.
Poison Control Center , ASPCA/National Animal Poison Control Center - Prevention and treatment information is available at the site.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center, located in Urbana, IL, is an Allied Agency of the University of Illinois College of Veterinary Medicine.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Poison control centers are often very helpful in providing information on the treatment of occupational chemical exposures.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center offers important information and phone numbers regarding animal poison prevention and treatment.
The ASPCA has an online poison control center with information regarding poisonous chemicals and household substances.
ASPCA National Poison Control Center - Poison prevention, and what to do if your animal has been poisoned.
 
 
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From:
kathy
2005-03-16 15:05:17
my sister sweept the ceiling in my house now she has a bad cough shoul she see her dr. I'm worried about asbestos and should I worry about my kids
From:
julie
2005-07-23 02:54:13
do you know if royal purple max-tuff synthetic assembly lubricant harmful for pets?
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