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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Stanford Shopping Center

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Ikea bedroom

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee, Reader's Digest

Politics:

Capitalist

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Favorite food(s):

Cheesecakes

Interest(s):

Caving

Favorite computer game(s):

Diablo

Favorite destination(s):

California, Italy

Listens to:

Miles Davis, Fiona Apple, Jazz

Favorite drink(s):

Coffee

Favorite type of dance(s):

The Waltz, Tango

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

This neighborhood abuts a creek and is near the toney Stanford Shopping Center.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Una Mas , 244 Stanford Shopping Center in Palo Alto.
Sate availability and how far you reside from the Stanford Shopping Center/University Mall, in Palo Alto, Calif.
Max's Opera Cafe , 711 Stanford Shopping Center in Palo Alto.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

(I should mention that there is one complete exception to this urban nightmare - the Stanford Shopping Center in Palo Alto is very pleasant.

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