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Topic: Central Hockey League

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David Beckham, All cheerleaders

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Apartment

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Lawyer

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Jules Verne

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World Cup Coverage, 6 O'Clock News

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Hockey, Lacrosse, Volleyball

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Mickey Mantle (baseball), Michael Jordan, Larry Bird (basketball)

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Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

The Austin Ice Bats of the Central Hockey League will remain in a revamped Southeast Division, after the CHL announced finalized conference and division alignments yesterday.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Corpus Christi, TX - The Corpus Christi IceRays of the Central Hockey League are pleased to announce today the naming of Al Sims as the third Head Coach in team history.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Corpus Christi, TX - The Corpus Christi IceRays of the Central Hockey League today announce that center Rob Giffin has been recognized as the CHL Player of the Week for the week of October 21st through October 27th.
The Corpus Christi Rayz of the Central Hockey League have announced that Brent Belecki has been named the CHL Goaltender of the Week for the week of January 13th through January 19th.
Corpus Christi, TX - The Corpus Christi IceRays of the Central Hockey League today announce the signing of forward Ken Richardson.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Louisville Hockey is proud to announce a long term endorsement agreement with Junior Hockey sensation Rick Nash who has toiled the past two seasons for the London Knights of the Ontario Hockey League and destined for the NHL as the number two pick of Central Scouting for the NHL Entry Draft in Toronto June 22.
- The Oklahoma City Blazers of the Central Hockey League signed rookie goaltender Boyd Ballard and rookie forward Marc Suderman head coach Doug Sauter announced today.
The Austin Ice Bats of the Central Hockey League today announced that Assistant Coach Ken McRae is leaving the organization to take over the top coaching spot with the CHL's Indianapolis Ice.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Colborne was the Central Hockey League's Defenseman of the Year in 2000 with the Fayetteville Force.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Corpus Christi, TX - The Corpus Christi IceRays of the Central Hockey League today announce that Training Camp for the 2002-2003 season will begin on Monday, October 7th with a morning practice.
Corpus Christi, TX - The Corpus Christi IceRays of the Central Hockey League today announce the naming of Robert Dalessio as the team's new equipment manager for the 2002-03 season.
Corpus Christi, TX - The Corpus Christi IceRays of the Central Hockey League today announce their 2002-2003 roster for the upcoming season.

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