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Topic: Central Vacuum

Related:
  Vacuum    Central  
  Central Vacuum Systems    Central America  
  Central Asia    Central Time  
  Central Heating    Central Florida  
  Central Park    Central Nervous System  
  Central Africa    Vacuum Cleaner  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Gas oven,  House
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Interior decorator,  Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Pottery
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream,  Anything with salt,  Cream buns
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish fishtank
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Central vacuums come with 30 feet of light weight hose, which makes it easy to get to those hard to reach places.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Longer carpet and furniture life—Central vacuums draw more abrasive particles out of fabric fibers to reduce wear.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Central vacuums are easier, less expensive, more powerful and a lot more convenient to use than canister or upright vacuums.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Central Vacuums provide your family or business with a fast, inexpensive, and effective way cleaning your building with not a lot of hastle.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Vacuums with high efficiency filters or central vacuum systems can help reduce the airborne dust generated by vacuuming.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Most central vacuums have a modular system integrated into them that reduces the standard 120 volts to a 24 volt switch system.
Central Vacuums is a retail outlet for Cana-Vac central vacuum systems that also specializes in complete installations.
Since more home buyers are requesting Central Vacuums, It's also an excellent sales tool for the dealer.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Central Vacuums is a division of Progress Aluminum and Insulation Ltd.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Drops: For central vacuums, the hose extensions from a manifold.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Central vacuums have a longer warranty, because there is less chance of damage from being banged or dropped - lifetime on body and up to 10 years on motors.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Today's central Vacuums come with features that not only simplify cleaning, but also let you and your family enjoy a noticeably cleaner home.
 
 
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