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Topic: Install ceramic tile

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

House, Ikea bedroom, Vacuum cleaner

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite board game(s):

Scrabble, Mahjong

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Favorite royal(s):

Hurrem Sultan

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Spandex PVC

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, PacMan

Listens to:

Led Zeppelin, Fatboy Slim, Techno

Favorite time of year:

Summer

Favorite quote(s):

"[Carving a canoe] isn't that hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe." - Wilson, Home Improvement
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Install ceramic tile using a latex modified thinset mortar approved for use over plywood substrates.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Install ceramic wall tiles AMERICAN OLEAN 4" x 4" , gloss white or bisquit color.
Install ceramic wall tiles AMERICAN OLEAN 4" x 4" or 6" x 6" gloss white or bisquit color.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Ceramic tiles are thinner, yet more dense, making them easy to install and water-proof.
Installs like a regular ceramic tile.
Install ceramic wall tiles DALTILE 4" x 4" or 6" x 6" gloss white or bisquit color.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Install ceramic tile using a latex modified thinset mortar approved by the manufacturer for installation over vinyl and linoleum surfaces.
Ceramic Tile Backerboard Installation How do you install perimeter expansion joints?

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Install underlayment, ceramic tile and hardwood flooring.
Work Description: Install new ceramic tiles in kitchen and bath.
Installs like ceramic tile, inspires like fine furniture.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Bob
2004-11-08 21:58:14

Hi Brian, I am laying a porcilyn tile in the bathroom. I have removed the toilet . My question is,how can I cut a circle if i don't have a saw, all I have is nippers?

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