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Topic: SSL certificate

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Linux box, Windows computer

Dream job(s):

Private Detective, Funeral director

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Geneology, Computers

Favorite movie(s):

Jaws

Likes to wear:

Sports bra, Nike

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Listens to:

N Sync

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

SSL certificates are issued on an annual basis.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

SSL is a protocol that uses "certificates" to authenticate the client and server and uses a key "pair" to encrypt and decrypt communications.
Certificates are small binary files which contain a standardized set of data structures which can be accessed by systems designed around the SSL protocol.
Because our SSL certificates are valid only for the HyperMart domain, users will only be able to securely access your site via SSL if they use the syntax.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

A secure (SSL) directory using 128 bit Thawte certificate encryption is included free with all our web hosting server plans!
Our secure server uses 128 bit SSL encryption with a shared Thawte Certificate compliments of INETstore and our web hosting service.
SSL Web Certificates are applicable to websites with an IP address and not name based sites.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our SSL Certificates deliver you Industry standard SSL and are trusted by 99% of the current Internet users making our SSL Certificates as trusted as the more expensive Certificates from Verisign & Thawte.
SSL is a security certificate purchased from Verisign for authentication of the encrypted communications between users and a secure server.
Thawte SSL certificates will enable the SSL on your web server, giving you the ability to communicate securely with your web customers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Thawte SSL certificates are compatible with all major browsers, including Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.
Instant SSL Certificates carry a warranty of $50.

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