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Topic: Certified

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Bus Driver
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Business,  Computers,  Real estate
Favorite sport(s):Scuba diving,  Hang gliding,  Karate
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting a divorce
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

He is currently certified by the Healthcare Financial Management Association in Managed Care where he also serves on the editorial review board for the Healthcare Financial Management Journal.
Certified nerds can use us as a reference for a potential employer, and we are closely working with eight multinational companies to produce a recognized certification - and even potential employment opportunities.
ITI is certified under Caterpillar's coveted Quality Assured Supplier Certification Program, attesting to the thoroughness of our quality control procedures.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Sun Certified Network Administrator for Solaris Operating Environment Please note that the goal of Solaris OE certification is to test on the job role of a system or network administrator.
Winit is currently pursuing a Microsoft Certified System Engineer certification and a Bachelor's of Science degree in Computer Information Systems.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Board of Regents maintains overall responsibility for the Certified Internal Auditor program and awards the certification to those candidates who have met all requirements.
Certified Public Accountants: We have been in the accounting business in Colorado for over 25 years, performing CPA audit work and accounting.
Certified Minority Businesses interested in participating in MES' contracting opportunities should submit a letter of introduction detailing the types of commodities or services your business is interested in providing, along with MDOT certification number and categories in which certified to work.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Standen's is certified to the ISO 9001 international standard and our quality system has been approved by a wide range of OEM and military customers.
HORA is certified by T V - Cert for Quality management in accordance with DIN EN ISO 9001.
NAMAS certified calibration gauges can be added to the system for full ISO 9000 compliance.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our licensed and certified repair technicians have the resources and equipment available to ensure complete satisfaction for a variety equipment repairs.
 
 
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