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Topic: Cervical

Related:
  Cervical Spine    Cervical Pillow  
  Cervical polyp    Cervical Cancer Treatment  
  Cervical Spondylosis    Cervical Dysplasia  
  Cervical Radiculopathy    Herniated Cervical Disc  
  VACCINE MAY PREVENT CERVICAL CANCER    Cervical Cancer  
  Cervical Spinal Stenosis  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Penis
Personality:Depressive,  Nervous,  Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Breasts
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Screening sites are available throughout New Hampshire to provide free breast and cervical cancer screening if you are a woman aged 18 64 and you have no health insurance or a high deductible and limited income.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Cervical cancer is nearly 100 percent preventable, yet according to the American Cancer Society, an estimated 13,000 new cases of invasive cervical cancer will be diagnosed in 2002 and about 4,100 women will die of the disease.
Cervical spine fractures and other neck injuries occur less frequently because people are more educated about how fractures occur and about how to prevent them.
Cervical cancer rates are higher among older women; however, cervical intraepithelial neoplasia (or CIN), the precursor lesion to cervical cancer, most often occurs among younger women.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Cervical cancer screening should begin about three years after a woman begins having vaginal intercourse, but no later than at age 21.
The lower cervical vertebrae are significantly rotated on the PRE film due to the large misalignment components in the upper cervical spine but are much less rotated in the POST film.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Cervical spine injuries may also occur during motor vehicle accidents when the head is violently jerked either backwards or forwards.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I've had cervical cancer and I recently found out that my father died of lung cancer last year and I had a half-sister who died of cancer of the mouth and throat at the age of 27.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The viral genome is often integrated in cells from cervical intraepithelial neoplasias as well and the significance of finding HPV16 is thought to relate to progression to cancer in the future.
In cervical cancer cells, the genome can be detected as an integrated 8-kb DNA fragment by Southern blotting.
The examination of the cervical cells collected in this manner permits the cytotechnologist and the pathologist to identify both malignant cancer cells and cells which are premalignant or precancerous.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Cervical cancer rates have declined sharply during the past four decades among young women who have regular Pap tests.
 
 
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