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Topic: Cervical Spondylosis

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  Spondylosis    Cervical  
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Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Wheelchair
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Eyes,  Heart
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Interest(s):Physics
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Cervical spondylosis (or, cervical osteoarthritis or, cervical degenerative change) affecting multiple levels of the cervical spine.
Cervical Spondylosis - Refers to degenerative arthritic changes (osteoarthritis) involving the joints in the neck area.
Arthritis, Cervical spondylosis, Slipped disc, Lumbago, Sciatica, Paralysis, Frozen shoulder, Migraine, Asthma , Gastric troubles to name a few.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Normally neck pain or back pain is again due to muscular weakness and allopathy may declare it as cervical spondylosis since it declares that the cervical vertebrae are worn out.
Schiffer also performs more traditional spinal operations such as anterior cervical discectomy for cervical spine spondylosis arthritic spurs, and lumbar laminectomy for spinal stenosis.
Cervical Spondylosis is a simple problem if you know the gall bladder point.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I have had Chronic Cervical Spondylosis since 1993 and I am in continual pain.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Cervical spondylosis / disc herniation.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

His Diabetes, Cervical Spondylosis, and his wife’s Asthma and Colitis got healed during the same period.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Patients with cervical spondylosis need to be carefully observed for signs of myelopathy, which may be insidious and progressive.
 
 
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From:
shamara
2004-12-10 21:22:39
Ive had refelex sympathetic dystophy in my right hand&shoulder since 2002,due to neck injuries from a fall 2002, 7 car accidents also from 2003-2004. Now Ive been diagnosis with cervical, thorasic to low lumbar spondylosis. im taking up to 22 percocets a day just so that i can function. There is no doctor in my town that knows how to treat a multiple disorder like this. my insurance company has limited resources for other participating physicians. Im in constant pain 24 hours a day if i dont take the narcotics and when i take the medicine im hooked please help im at a lost.
From:
DAN PAVAL
2008-07-16 10:41:23
Dear Sir or Madam, I have gotten cervical spondilosys and wonder wheter or not it is a relationship between overworking with computers and this ilness? Thanks a lot, Dan
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