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Topic: Cervical Spinal Stenosis

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  Cervical Spine    Spinal Stenosis  
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  Cervical Cancer    Aortic Stenosis  
  Pyloric Stenosis  

 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Cervical stenosis with myelopathy may cause pain that radiates.
You may be suffering from a cervical disc protrusion or cervical nerve stenosis.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Cervical tracheal stenosis of 3 cm in length can be managed by ENT surgeon alone.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

This may occur particularly in the cervical or lumbar spine producing cervical stenosis or lumbar stenosis.
Patients suffering from cervical spinal stenosis often feel weakness and numbness in both hands and leg stiffness or unsteadiness of gait without pain.
Myelopathy and polyradiculopathies caused by a tandem cervical and lumbar spinal stenosis explained the clinical picture.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Postintubation cervical tracheal stenosis managed by tracheal resection with suralaryngeal release and end to anostomosis, without postoperative stent or endotracheal tube.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Management of CSM by an anterior corpectomy and cervical fusion with rigid internal fixation is appropriate for up to three level stenosis.
For those patients with purely congenital cervical stenosis, a laminectomy was carried out based upon those levels which were in the stenotic range.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

In general, significant myelopathic symptoms associated with cervical stenosis warrant early surgical intervention.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Cervical stenosis : A narrowing of the cervical canal.
Cervical Stenosis - A blockage of the cervical canal from a congenital defect or from complications of surgical procedures.
 
 
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