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Topic: Chain Letters

Related:
  Letter    Chain  
  Letter to the Editor    Supply Chain  
  Write a letter    Cover Letter  
  Food Chain    Form Letter  
  Letters of application    Letter Writing  
  Key Chain    Thank You Letter  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Religion(s):Scientologist
Dream job(s):Unemployed,  Mail carrier
Favorite TV show(s):Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Interest(s):UFOs
Favorite computer game(s):Solitaire,  Hacking
Likes to wear:Ancient Egyption
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Finding warez,  Sending greeting cards
Listens to:Radiohead
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Chain letters fail when they saturate their market, but this kind of activism succeeds when it saturates the market.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Chain letters are lumped in with the hoax messages because they have the same purpose as the hoax messages but use a slightly different method of coercing you into passing them on to everyone you know.
Chain letters and most hoax messages all have a similar pattern.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Chain letters that spread fear and alarm about viruses that don't exist.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Chain letters are an annoyance to the user community at large, and their broadcast and rebroadcast results only in wasted storage space.
Chain letters are prohibited on Mountain Network Systems, Inc.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Internet chain letters and promotions selling lists of millions of e-mail addresses to continue the cycle of spam also are common.
Chain letters are just a plain abuse of the network and falls into the category of obscene messages and mass mailings to 800 Bitnauts users looking for new games.
Chain letters should not be sent in the Internet, and many Internet Service Providers have accepted a policy of disabling accounts that are caught sending chain letters.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Chain letters with untraceable source like virus warnings.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Sending chain letters or propagating hoaxes.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

All chain letters are annoying at the beginning, very, very annoying in the middle and still annoying at the other end.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
yazmin
2005-03-21 18:28:40
can u e-mail me another chain letter my e-mail address is Strawberryluv01@excite.com
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