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Topic: Child's Antique Rocking Chair

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

The Wiggles, Martha Stewart

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House, Couch

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite TV show(s):

Jerry Springer, Sesame Street, The Muppets

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Favorite movie(s):

This Is Spinal Tap

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing

Listens to:

ZZ Top

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

For a close-up view of the styles, see the high chairs Child's Rocking Chairs-- Traditional wood rocking chairs are sturdy with long rockers that prevent tipping over.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Child's Antique Rocking Chair by Marjorie Burgess tel.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

This is a picture of a Child's Rocker Pad Set on a child's rocking chair.
Our rocking chairs make a great addition to any child's room.
Your child will love these Wooden Rocking Chairs that have been made with such great attention to detail.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Kyle 2004-11-23 21:45:46	This chair has a natual rush seat, believed to be a carpet backed chair. We're in the process of refinishing it and are questioning what to use on the back. It has a dowel at the bottom with tack holes and the top has a flat surface with tack holes in it that look like it would have been upholstered. It is a beautiful little oak child's chair.
From: w_boylan@netzero.com 2005-01-07 19:21:32	does anyone know anything about a child size wooden rocker with a wicker seat, #931 made by the standard furniture co of cincinnati oh? it appears to be walnut with the original finish.
From: art 2006-02-02 14:12:55	ihave stripped child rocking chair the old colors seem to have been a red body with green tips at end of arms and tops of back post with a woven seatcushion now missing

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