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Topic: Desk and Chair

Related:
  Desk    Chair  
  Help Desk    Tables Chairs  
  Reference Desk    Chairs and Beds  
  High Chair    Director's Chair  
  Dining Chair    Desk Top  
  Wheel Chair    Office Chairs  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  Couch,  House
Good point(s):Hard-working
Currently has on their coffee table:Fine Woodworking,  Remote Control
Dream job(s):Interior decorator
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer
Favorite activity(s):Working,  Coloring in
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Leash
Favorite destination(s):Home
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cross-dressing for a day
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

These chairs are ideal for computer use and general desk use, and provide the ultimate in adjustability and functionality.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

It was about the quietest we've been since this course started and chairs and desks began to move around just as the film was ending, the credits cut out by students leaving with chins tucked into coats.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

All rooms are decorated in a tasteful, understated Victorian tone, with writing desks and lounging chairs for reading, working or conversing.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Dottie stood between chairs and desk, her black mourning gown of fine silk making her look thinner and more fragile than usual.
Although the chair is designed to go with the above desks, this one illustrated is covered in a very sexy orange fashion leather from Sweden.
The chairs and sofa all matched and were leather, and the wooden desks and dressers were all black with silver handles.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

We actually pulled out drawers, got on our hands and knees and checked under the counters and desks, picked up stools and chairs and turned the upside down lest my keys had dropped from my pocket or the counter and had gotten stuck on a bar.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

STUFF: chairs, desks, phones, pictures; kitchen appliances, lamps, hair brushes.
Two rocking chairs sit in front of a fireplace at one end of the room; a telephone rests on an oak desk at the other end.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Computer desks, chairs, and other related equipment Educational Programs for Teachers: At least two computer teachers from each connected school in Tehran have received (and future ones will receive) training on networking and Internet use during workshops organized by SAF.
From complete modular office systems to individual desks and chairs, Precision Installation can provide you with all of your furniture needs.
When buying desks and chairs for home use, consider buying an 'office'chair with a back support and a table designed to hold a computer so the screen is at the right height, or stand the monitor on a few old copies of Yellow Pages.
 
 
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