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Topic: Dining Room Chairs

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Working, Coloring in

Most admires:

Martha Stewart

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Couch, Wheelchair

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking, Remote Control

Interest(s):

Meeting women, Travelling

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging, Watching TV

Favorite TV show(s):

Jerry Springer

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Dining room table and 8 sturdy spindle-back chairs in light oak wood veneer.
Rattan dining room chairs.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Dining Room Dining Room entered from lounge with large cream dining table with black lacquer Italian style dining chairs for 18 persons.
The Dining Room with a round mahogany glass top table with matching chairs which are complimented by a marble top buffet and mirror.
The dining room is furnished with a small drop leaf table and two chairs, a dinging table with four oak chairs and four various antique chairs.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The dining room includes a collection of 24 Chippendale side chairs featuring handmade needlepoint seats depicting seven eras of Arkansas history.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Dining room has a separate dining area with a large family sized table and chairs, small television and patio doors to the rear private garden with barbecue.
The dining room has a cozy bay window with round table and wicker side chairs perfect for lounging around.
Dining room opens through French doors to a deck and stone patio with outdoor table and chairs.

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