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In the News - 8 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Wheel Chair Race part

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Santa Claus

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair, Ikea bedroom, Stroller

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Favorite TV show(s):

Jerry Springer

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging, Roller blading, Cycling

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The aim is to provide wheel chair access to as many parts of the College as is appropriate.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Both a pole lathe and a great wheel lathe were used to make parts for more than 350 chairs recorded in the accounts.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

There is some parking at Meadowbank and there is easy wheel chair access to the studio and part of the house.
There should be a lift large enough to carry a wheel chair giving access to all floors within the public parts of the centre.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

As part of a diversity awareness project this week, twelve wheel chairs have been rented.

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