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Topic: Champaign

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  University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign    University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Personality:Perfectionist
Dream job(s):Teacher
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite book(s):The Guinness Book of Records
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Business,  Physics,  Biology
Favorite destination(s):New York
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Favorite time of year:Winter
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite type of dance(s):Ballroom,  Tango
Favorite quote(s):"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Urbana-Champaign - The Office of Public Affairs serves as a clearinghouse for questions from the public, responding to Freedom of Information Act requests, disseminating data about all aspects of the campus, produces marketing materials, and organizes special events designed to promote the University to various audiences.
The Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and the Center of Excellence for Airport Technology For the past two summers the COE has been host to minority graduate students with interest in Airport Engineering.
KPMG and the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign recently announced case development grants under the Business Measurement Case Development and Research Program.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

CHAMPAIGN, IL -- Researchers at the Center for Computational Electromagnetics at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign have developed an algorithm to solve complex electromagnetic problems that is eight times faster than the previous fastest algorithm, a feat that will impact the analysis of electromagnetic scattering and allow complex real-world problems to be solved using computer simulations.
CHAMPAIGN, IL -- Researchers at the National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA) at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign are taking leading roles in a national effort to develop the computing software and hardware needed to use the fastest, most cutting-edge computing systems for scientific research.
CHAMPAIGN, IL -- The first large Itanium™-based Linux cluster for the national science community is now up and running at the National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA) at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This Champaign-Urbana, female, punkpop power-trio has been giving the local scene a righteous shake-up with a musical blend of Chainsaw/Kill Rock Stars/K Records aesthetic and echoes of former Champaign powerhouse Sarge.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

CHAMPAIGN, IL -- The National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA) at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign will offer a seminar series over the Access Grid beginning in July.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Champaign-Urbana, IL—Several faculty members of the University of Illinois Graduate School of Library and Information Science (GSLIS) have received funding for a variety of cross-campus research projects that will address globalization and the humanities, the arts in a technological world, and the implications of virtual reality and nanotechnology.
CHAMPAIGN, IL--The National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA) at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign announced today that it will deploy an IBM POWER4 p690 supercomputer capable of performing two trillion operations per second to study a wide range of science and engineering problems, including structural mechanics, computational chemistry, and fluid dynamics.
He was in the Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering and the Coordinated Science Laboratory at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, as an Assistant Professor from 1992 to 1995, and as an Associate Professor from 1995 to 1996.
Mark Harris,
Priest

During his tenure in Champaign-Urbana, Father Michael actively served as Spiritual Father and Advisor to the Orthodox Christian Fellowship at the University of Illinois.
 
 
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