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Topic: News Channel

Related:
  Channel    New York  
  New Year    New Zealand  
  New Products    US News  
  Good News    New York Times  
  Home News    New members  
  New World    News Release  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system,  Mobile phone,  Cellular
Favorite website(s):BBC,  E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Remote Control
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV,  6 O'Clock News,  Naked News
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

New distribution channels will include a significant increase in the number of ATMs, expansion of regional business centers, and telephone and Internet banking services.
The client established new distribution channels in 5 targeted key territories where there had been no previous commercial sales and began generating totally incremental new business.
Until new arrangements are finalised the information on participants and providers will be captured from standard management information channels such as the ILR and ISR.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

New Directions channels the community's public and private resources into two strategies, housing development and housing management with enhanced resident services to assist families of low income.
New channels of communication and tailored accounting systems will be established, with strict damage and 'lost on site' procedures also implemented.
This is because the new channels will be subject to public service obligations and the state financing is not disproportionate to the net costs of running the services.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

They were paths that revealed new attributes and channels through which all the forms of holy consciousness could have come down, but they turned into crooked byways of suffering and travail.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The new network will offer connected households not only at least a hundred cable TV channels but also rapid Internet access and telephony.
Add new channels & formats: StreamServe provides the antidote to expensive scripting work for applications like ERP.
Channels present a new type of web content combining rich media with timely information, optionally displayed in full-screen webtop mode.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This is realized by using new technologies developed by Spectral Dimensions for the parallel acquisition of thousands of spectral channels and the visualization of the resulting chemical images.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These new digital channels are not viewable without a digital TV set or an adapter on your current set.
 
 
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