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Topic: Channel Nine

Related:
  Nine    Channel  
  Channel 2    Channel 1  
  News Channel    TV Channel  
  Channel 3    Channel 5  
  Channel Islands    Channel 4  
  Distribution Channels    Nine days  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Remote Control
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  Late Show with David Letterman
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV,  Going to the beach,  Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite movie(s):An Affair to Remember
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Digital watch
Favorite sportsperson(s):Ian Thorpe (swimmer)
Favorite destination(s):Australia
Listens to:AC/DC
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Nine to twenty seven channels, controlled by four very simple screens.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

These channels are the forty-nine springs that flow into the seven branches of the menorah.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The nine channels work with circuitry that reacts instantaneously to sudden changes in sound levels and an exclusive technology to prevent over-amplification of soft sounds and noise in quiet surroundings.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Nine channels video input with loop-out and dynamic terminal resisters setting.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Nine additional channels are available in the standard product at no additional cost.
Nine full bandwidth channels are needed for second order alone, contrasting the four used for conventional B‐format transmission.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Questioned on Channel Nine's A Current Affair, Ms McKinney said she did not think Channel Nine had been irresponsible in its decision not to air the spots.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Open Channels also operates in nine other citites in Sweden.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

There are nine TV channels in Lima which broadcast in Spanish.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Thirty-nine channels of pure sex.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

There are nine rolled aluminum stiffener channels located around the exterior of each tank to take fatigue off the tank, and there are four interior baffles.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Channel Nine's Kim Watkins happily refers to herself as a "JILL of all trades" - and it's no wonder.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Maureen
2004-11-03 01:38:32
In 1970 the channel nine network screened a documentary called 'No roses for Michael'my question is: Is there ANY info/book/DVD/Video available.
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