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Topic: Chase

Related:
  Police Chases    Chase Card  
  Fox Chase Cancer Center    Chase Manhattan  
  Chase Suites    Chase Bank  
  JP Morgan Chase    Chase Manhattan Bank  
  Paper Chase    Chevy Chase  
  Chase Family  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):SUV
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine,  Rolling Stone magazine
Dream job(s):Unemployed,  Truck driver
Favorite TV show(s):Saturday Night Live
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):Arnold Schwarzenegger
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers,  Caddyshack,  National Lampoon's Animal House
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Hunting
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being a James Bond girl,  Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Reggie chases the guy off, and romantically informs Candy that he expects to be having sex within ten minutes.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Helicopter chases Eric across rooftops, finally he jumps down into alley and Albrecht pulls up and opens door for him.
Michael chases him, but Jesse kicks him in the shin.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Chases through which the condensate and refrigerant lines run shall not terminate in the air return plenum or duct.
The electrical is run in baseboard chases and the receptacles are projected from this baseboard on an appendage chase.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Chases can be applied to any parameter that the fixture contains and multiple chases can operate at once, all at independant rates, with different triggers.
John Fielding,
CEO

Chase's policy of balanced diversification and strong management provides the basis for the company's strong position in selected target markets and consistently strong financial performance.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Deckard chases him onto to the top of the Bradbury building, and Batty leaps to the neighboring roof.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

There were 3 people in a bar then a cop comes in the bar and the 3 men run the cop chases them up a tree he gose to the 1st tree and says is anybody up there the guy makes a owl sound he goes to the next tree and says is anybody up there the guy makes a chipmunk sound so he goes to the next tree and says is anybody up there the guy makes a cow sound.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Abandoning police auto chases would be an intolerable surrender to crooks.
He only chases ambulances.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

He chases Willow down but before the hunter can shoot him, Buffy stops him and Willow tranquillises the werewolf.
 
 
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