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Topic: Cheap Plastic Stuff

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box

Favorite website(s):

The Onion, Slashdot

Most admires:

Themselves

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Studying, Shopping

Favorite online activity(s):

Writing in their secret blog, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby, Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Favorite quote(s):

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Today's cheap plastic stuff is snap happy hippos.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

It's Cheap Plastic Stuff time again and this week's item is truely one of the best made cheap items I've seen in a while.
Today's cheap plastic stuff was a poor purchase on my part I think, not one that I'm overly enamoured to.
Welcome to Mr Mist's cheap plastic stuff index page.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Today's cheap plastic stuff continues the theme of having plastic servicemen as the cheap plastic stuff.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Today's cheap plastic stuff is some food in a tray.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Mr Mist's blog : Cheap Plastic Stuff : Jingley thing sponsored by Hoa and Ben.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

This week's cheap plastic stuff might be recognisable by quite a few of you.
Cheap Plastic Stuff of the week will be tomorrow this week, as I've not been into town today.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Today's cheap plastic stuff is Chinese Checkers game fun.
Today's cheap plastic stuff is one that represents the modern age, it being a racing car that you can control with a stop and go type of controlly thing.
Today's cheap plastic stuff (of the week) is a cheap plastic version of an old game.

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