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Topic: Personal checks

Related:
  Personal Web    Check or Money Order  
  Personal Computer    Orders and Personal Checks  
  Personal Information    Credit Check  
  Personal check drawn on US bank    Check  
  Personal Pages    Personal  
  Personal Development  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Prom dress,  Golf clubs
Currently has on their coffee table:Lonely Planet guide
Interest(s):Travelling
Favorite movie(s):Back to the Future,  Jaws,  Casablanca
Dream job(s):Private Detective,  Banker,  Mail carrier
Favorite destination(s):Germany,  Thailand,  United States of America
Listens to:Tool
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Personal checks are not accepted upon arrival at the lodge.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Personal checks are not allowed under any circumstances.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Personal checks are accepted but please allow 2 to 3 weeks additional delivery time when paying with personal check.
Personal checks are acceptable only for the payment of the application fee and any other fees received at least one month prior to the beginning of the session.
Personal checks are not accepted but we will gladly accept Money Orders and Cashiers Checks.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Personal checks are held until they clear before work on your garment begins.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Personal checks are very rarely accepted abroad.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Personal checks are not accepted for citations over ten days from issuance date without prior approval.
Personal checks are acceptable for deposit but cash or equivalent is required for balance unless other arrangements have been made in advance.
Personal Checks are accepted with a minimal holding period for clearance of funds.
John Fielding,
CEO

Personal checks are preferred 21 days prior to arrival.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Personal checks are accepted for advance reservations ONLY!
 
 
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