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Topic: Chelsea

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:David Beckham,  Princess Diana,  Diego Maradonna
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite royal(s):Princess Diana,  Prince Charles
Favorite sport(s):Football,  Rugby
Favorite destination(s):London,  New York
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michel Platini,  Romario,  Diego Maradona
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Chelsea's "Spear It" Page, Florida State cheerleading-themed page with free cheer grafics and sounds, Florida cheerleader links, online bookstore and more.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea's Parking Team had another victory recently in its crackdown against parking fraud in the Borough.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Brent slipped a third finger in to Chelsea's wet cunt and felt her body tremble as she approached a powerful orgasm.
Chelsea's voice had an hint of expectation in it as she left the vehicle and began to lie on the bonnet of the car feeling the sun's warm rays on her boobs as she rubbed them.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Kensington and Chelsea Council has become the first public service organisation to be awarded a quality assurance accreditation under a brand new British standard.
Kensington and Chelsea is one of just two councils to achieve the maximum score in the annual social services performance ratings published by the Social Services Inspectorate.
Kensington and Chelsea has responded to national recommendations and announced a further large increase in the allowances paid to foster carers who look after children in the Council's care.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

In 1999 he was involved in a feud with Chelsea's Graeme Le Saux, who lashed out at him after the Liverpool striker had taunted him.
Claudio Ranieri was buoyant after Chelsea's 4-1 win over Charlton last weekend, and he said he was looking forward to the trip to Old Trafford: "My team is in good condition.
Chelsea's Tore Andre Flo gets in a header on goal during the UEFA Champions League Third Qualifing Round against Skonto Riga in Latvia.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Here are a couple of poems that were written about rainforests - Kendalls' poem Chelseas' poem In term two we studied the Australian Culture.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Ranieri is said to believe that that is possible, partly because Chelsea's coach has great faith in Mikael Forssell, who is about to return from injury, as well as Carlton Cole, who has recently returned from a loan spell at Wolves - and was already on the bench last weekend against Charlton.
 
 
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