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Topic: Chelsea Football Club

Related:
  Football    Club  
  Chelsea    Liverpool Football Club  
  Celtic Football Club    Arsenal Football Club  
  Manchester United Football Club    Everton Football Club  
  Manchester City Football Club    Portsmouth Football Club  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:David Beckham,  Diego Maradonna
Personality:Spoilt brat
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite sport(s):Football,  Rugby,  Volleyball
Likes to wear:fcuk,  Sports bra,  Business suits
Favorite movie(s):Psycho
Favorite sportsperson(s):Pele (soccer),  Michel Platini,  Romario
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Come along and help plan the next move in the battle to prevent Chelsea Football Club bringing chaos to Sunbury.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Hammersmith and Fulham is home to three football clubs - Chelsea, Fulham and Queens Park Rangers.
Chelsea FC - A Short History Chelsea Football Club was formed in 1905 by the owners of the Stamford Bridge Athletic Ground, Gus and John Mears.
Neil began his career in local football before being courted by a host of clubs from Bristol Rovers to Chelsea.
 
 
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