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Topic: Chelsea Piers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht, Apartment

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Watching Sport on TV

Favorite actor(s):

James Dean, Bruce Willis

Interest(s):

Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Ice skating, Roller blading, Bowling

Likes to wear:

Skater clothes, Mooks

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Tonya Harding (figure skating), Katarina Witt (figure skating), Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean (figure skating)

Favorite time of year:

Autumn

Favorite type of dance(s):

Salsa

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Chelsea Piers delays dreams of many young athletes whose goal is to participate in a winter sports team representing the island/nation of Puerto Rico.
It is close to the Chelsea Piers, one of the largest sports complexes in the world.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Chelsea Piers has the perfect gift for everyone on your list.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Chelsea Piers Sports and Entertainment Complex is a 30-acre sports village built on four historic 900-foot piers that extend into the Hudson River on the west side of Manhattan.
Bill and Rich were docked at Chelsea Piers a mere twenty blocks from the disaster when it occurred.
I was heading back to Chelsea Piers, when I stopped at the spot that had sparked my initial interested in fishing the Harbor.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The Chelsea Piers , Roxy , and Rivergate skating rinks all lie between 14th and 59th Sts.
Skating from Chelsea piers was a good view, but not any more.
But Chelsea Piers wants their space back and we have only hours left.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Join us at Chelsea Piers as we break up into teams and roll a few friendly and maybe competitive games.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Chelsea piers never returned our phone calls or gave us any statement about these allegations.

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