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Topic: Chemical Products

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Easily addicted
Politics:Green
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  New Scientist
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish fishtank
Interest(s):Chemistry,  Science
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Chemicals are ingredients in trade name products such as paints, adhesives, photographic developers, and cleaners that are used in the workplace.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Forest products companies are committed to the principles of integrated pest management and the prudent use of forest chemicals to improve forest health and growth.
Product Environmental Risk Assessment System allowed research scientiststo store results of tests on chemicals and combinations of chemicals toreduce the costs of evaluating the risk factors for new product proposals.
The chemicals manufacturers shall be more responsible for providing knowledge on the impact of their products on health and the environment and for assessing whether the products can be used without harming health or the environment.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Chemicals are commonly added to commercial food to retard spoilage, to keep product moist and chewy.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

These products are full of powerful anti-oxidants that fight free radicals and the proper nutrients to feed the cells in your skin without using damaging and cheap chemicals.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Hladini chemicals is a premier, value driven supplier of natural products and specialty chemicals, which are eco friendly and meet the growing needs of international and local markets.
Orchard Products offers a wide range of chemicals and services for your operational needs.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Miswa Chemicals are an internationally recognized manufacturer of automotive products, distributing throughout the globe.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The products specially formulated for use in Agriculture have been formulated keeping in consideration their efficacy to replace toxic synthetic chemicals and environmental degradation.
Moisturizers are simple products that contain chemicals known as humectants, which are molecules that can hold more than their own weight of water within their own structure.
All chemicals are measured against a USP standard, and many of the analyzed products have tested to be better than the standard.
 
 
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Vanina
2005-07-20 08:33:20
I would like to know the chemical structures of acebutonol, cortisol, cortisone, insulin, testosterone, oestrogen n progesterone please...thanks in advance.
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