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Topic: Chemistry

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Albert Einstein
Personality:Analytical
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Interest(s):Chemistry,  Biology,  Science
Favorite great thinker(s):Ampere,  Stephen Hawking,  Marie Curie
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Clinical chemistries and hepatic ultrasonography: Six Amazon parrots that had clinical signs of IPP for four or more years were bled and examined by ultrasound once every four months over a period of 14 months.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Hayes' chemistry and physics classes and the time he nearly ignited himself demonstrating how red phosphorus burns on exposure to oxygen, even though submerged in water.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Blood chemistries or cultures require one or more vials of blood obtained from a vein in the arm or the right atrial catheter.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Which battery chemistries are best suited for my application?
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Other chemistries only clean a select few types of solder paste.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Chemistry , for example, deals with the interaction of atoms to form molecules; much of modern geology is largely a study of the physics of the earth and is known as geophysics ; and astronomy deals with the physics of the stars and outer space.
One of the great challenges of atomic and molecular physics and physical chemistry is determining the full quantum mechanical structure of atoms and molecules through calculation alone.
Since modern chemistry depends upon physics and modern biology depends upon both physics and chemistry, an education in any of these three subjects that is built upon pretended knowledge may be worse than no education at all.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This course is designed as an overview of computational chemistry and physics with an emphasis on using modern software packages for atomic and molecular modeling, and computer code writing.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

When the Chemistry Department moved to Lucas Hall in 1940, the Biology Department expanded to fill the entire third floor of the Administration Building.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Serum chemistries are notable for glucose of 159.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The chemistries contained directly stimulates the male and female sexual organs and provide intense sexual energy.
 
 
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