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Topic: Chest

Related:
  Treasure Chest    Drawer Chest  
  Ice Chest    Chest Cold  
  Chest X ray    Chest Pain  
  Blanket Chest  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Ikea bedroom,  Brown raincoat
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Good kisser
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Making love
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Breasts,  Ass
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Sports bra,  Sumo belt,  Low cut hipster jeans
Favorite destination(s):Home
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Hairy Bears Hairy chests AND hairy butts here.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Twin aft compartments are insulated and double as ice chests or handy storage for ski ropes or gear.
The chests of Sendai are famous for their fine workmanship and beautifully crafted decorative metal fittings.
Ballast is brought on board through sea chests located on the side or bottom of the ship below the waterline with ballast pumps or by gravity feed.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Chests bernadette , bust centerfold before cyberspace border board.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Chests are narrow but deep with the front legs joining the chest in an "A" shape rather than straight across.
There are plenty of naked male asses and bare, muscular chests on display for all to behold.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The booty included many chests or bags of Syrian coins used to pay the mercenaries and to purchase captives by the slave traders who accompanied the army.
Rounded arches typical of the Romanesque feature occurs on chests as late as the 17th century but examples still exist from earlier than 1300 and are mostly carved with roundels which bear little relation to the Romanesque style.
Full beards, wooly chests, and rancid odors reinforced the lines of authority by giving a rather awesome or even fearsome visage.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

When chests and dressers have been loaded onto truck, replace drawers.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Light and graceful Japanese and Korean tansu chests substitute nicely for expensive and often bulky Arts and Crafts era sideboards.
 
 
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