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Topic: University of Chicago Hospitals

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  University    Hospital  
  Chicago    University of Chicago Press  
  University of Illinois at Chicago    Loyola University Chicago  
  University of Chicago Law School    University of Iowa Hospitals  
  Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania    University Hospitals of Cleveland  
  Chicago State University    Georgetown University Hospital  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale,  Edmund Hillary
Personality:Insane
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite food(s):McDonalds
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Making the world a better place
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Infected with HIV
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Ehle is a member of the Medical Staff at the University of Chicago Hospitals and Center for Advanced Medicine and at Northwestern Memorial Hospital.
She was taken to the University of Chicago Hospitals, where she died early saturday.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The University of Chicago Hospitals have developed an extensive benefits program for house officers and their dependent.
Office visits are available at the University of Chicago Hospitals and at our office in Matteson, Illinois.
Shall I send my medical records to the University of Chicago Hospitals prior to my appointment?
John Fielding,
CEO

University of Chicago Hospitals cardiac surgeons have achieved a remarkable 99 percent success rate with this type of bypass.
At the University of Chicago Hospitals, our internationally recognized staff provides aggressive medical and surgical care for even the most complex cases.
He received his residency training at the University of Chicago Hospitals and fellowship training at the Massachusetts Eye and Ear Infirmary at Harvard University.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

That's why University of Chicago Hospitals heart surgeons use arterial grafts whenever possible.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

University of Chicago Hospitals to build new children's hospital:
Are you a University of Chicago Hospitals heart patient?
 
 
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