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Topic: Hotel Monaco in Chicago

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Lee Harvey Oswald

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV

Favorite explorer(s):

Marco Polo

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Stamp collecting

Favorite food(s):

Candy

Favorite actor(s):

Ewan McGregor

Favorite sport(s):

Racquetball, American Football, Bowling

Favorite destination(s):

New York, Europe

Listens to:

Louis Armstrong, Jazz

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

As part of its "Guppy Love" Program , each Hotel Monaco located in San Francisco , Seattle , Denver , Chicago , Salt Lake City , New Orleans , and, Washington D.
DeFrino relocated a year and half later to Chicago to open the Hotel Monaco as General Manager.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Hotel Monaco Chicago offers an alternative to chocolate mints on your turndown pillow.

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