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Topic: Chicken

Related:
  Chicken Breast    Chicken Salad  
  Chicken Egg    Chicken Soup  
  Fried Chicken    Chicken and Rice  
  Baked Chicken    Lemon Chicken  
  Chicken Dressing    Roasted Chicken  
  Recipes Chicken    Butter Chicken  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Martha Stewart
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Cup of coffee
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite food(s):Meat and potatoes,  Anything with tomato sauce,  Bacon and eggs
Favorite book(s):"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Lemonade,  Orange Juice
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving,  Spring
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Chickens are marketed alive which means large numbers of birds are moved every day from farms in China to Hong Kong then through the wholesale and retail markets, exposing many people to their viruses in the process.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Compare this to chickens or turkeys where about 2 pounds of feed produces 1 pound of body weight.
The response in chickens to increased dietary fat appeared to be due to the resultant lowered protein.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Chicken Alfredo Tender grilled chicken breast served atop a bed of pasta and covered in a creamy alfredo sauce.
Marinated chicken breast grilled to perfection then sliced and skewered.
The Summer Isles chickens are marinated in a brine with juniper and bay leaves and cold smoked for 30 hours.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Chickens and turkeys are Tegel's business, so it is in the company's best interests to ensure chickens and turkeys are raised in good conditions.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

There are people who get free small animals such as rabbits and pet chickens from the paper to resell to pet stores or even to slaughter for food!
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

We are currently assessing dominance relationships among male chickens living in natural social groups and measuring individual variation in production of four types of call.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

There are around five flocks of chickens roosting in the south east corner of Cornwall Park in Auckland where officials believe they were dumped by poultry farmers.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Chickens made the best hatchers and mothers - a duck or goose would abandon her nest, so we set a chicken that wanted to hatch on a nest of duck eggs.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Chickens infected with Campylobacter often show no sign of infection, but transmit the disease though a water supply or fecal contact.
 
 
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