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Topic: Tyson Chicken

Related:
  Tyson    Chicken  
  Chicken Breast    Chicken Salad  
  Chicken Egg    Chicken Soup  
  Fried Chicken    Chicken and Rice  
  Baked Chicken    Lemon Chicken  
  Chicken Dressing    Roasted Chicken  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  Oprah Winfrey
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite food(s):Hamburgers,  Meat and potatoes,  KFC
Favorite animal(s):Horse
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Orange Juice,  Lemonade
Membership(s):Natural Law Party
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I wonder what chicken farmers and folks from companies such as Tyson's Foods and Kentucky Fried Chicken will think about this movie.
Tyson Foods - These guys really do know Chicken.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Was the only Oklahoma dine-in restaurant selected by Tyson Foods to be included in their cookbook featuring restaurant chicken dishes.
Tyson's plump grilled chicken is topped with cheese.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Elsewhere in the country, four other Tyson employees and two men catching chickens in Tyson chicken houses have died since April.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Goodgold cites good taglines, such as Tyson Chicken's "We're chicken;" Gerber's "Shouldn't your baby be a Gerber baby?
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A tagline is the name for the descriptive words paired with the business name or brand, such as UPS' "Moving at the speed of business" or Tyson's "We're chicken.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Q: Did you hear that Tyson Foods has genetically engineered a new breed of chicken and named it in honor of Bill Clinton?
John Fielding,
CEO

Tyson Foods is an Arkansas-based company that sells 150 million pounds of chicken per week throughout the U.
Tyson Foods is expanding from its traditional chicken business, launching new lines of beef and pork under its own name.
Tyson adopted this idea, expanded it nationally, and created demand for a chicken part that had previously been virtually unmarketable.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Tyson Elliot and Christi Clark enjoying beating South Carolina and strangling the Chicken/Gamecock, whatever you want to call it!
 
 
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