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Topic: Department of Child and Family Services

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  Service    Family  
  Child  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap,  Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Their father
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Private Detective,  Nurse
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Real estate
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Getting a divorce
Worst habit(s):Gambling
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

Working with the New Milford Social Services Department, screened area families are given two unmarked presents at Christmas time for each child.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

CSCP will assist Child Support Services Department in locating County employees, contractors and licensees who are delinquent in child, family and spousal support obligations.
This department is responsible for family and community social services such as daycare, housing and income support, child welfare, nursing homes, literacy training, academic upgrading, transition to employment, etc.
The worker is able to work collaboratively with child welfare staff members in other agency units and departments to assure coordinated services to families and children in care.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Caregivers in the Department of Children and Family Services licensed child care center and home settings may be eligible for an income wage supplement.
The Department of Children and Family Services had recently removed the sister's four children, one of whom was a twenty month old child, tested positive for illegal drugs.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If you suspect that a child is in a dangerous situation, contact your county department of human services or police if you believe that there is immediate and serious danger to a child or family.
An investigation of him by the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services found “credible evidence of child abuse or neglect.
He was mistreated by his mother and a tape recording he made of this mistreatment caused the Department of Child and Family Services to remove him immediately from her home.
 
 
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From:
JESSICA
2006-01-02 15:36:24
THIS PAST SEPTEMBER DHS OF UNION COUNTY, MS CAME TO MY HOME AND INFORMED ME OF AN ANNONYMOUS REPORT OF DRUG USE IN MY 1 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS' PRESENCE. THIS REPORT WAS FALSE. I AM A RECOVERING METH ADDICT AND SO IS HER FATHER, ONLY HE IS NOT RECOVERING. AT THE TIME THIS ALL TOOK PLACE HER FATHER HAD MOVED OUT OF OUR HOME BECAUSE HE WAS A VIOLENT PERSON. IN FACT HE'S STILL ON PROBATION FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. WE NEVER MARRIED FOR THIS REASON. ANYWAY, THE SOCIAL WORKER, AND DEPUTY PLACED MY DAUGHTER IN MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOME. WITH NO REAL EVIDENCE, NO COURTS, OR JUDGE RULING. CAN THIS BE RIGHT TO GO BY A PHONE CALL? I ALWAYS TOOK AND STILL TAKE CARE OF MY BABY. NEVER WOULD I HAVE ALLOWED DRUG USE AROUND HER, ABUSED, OR NEGLECTED HER. PLEASE RESPOND.
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