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Topic: Heaven's Child

  Heaven    Child  
  Parent Child    Child Care  
  Heaven and Earth    Child Needs  
  All child    Mother and Child  
  Child Development    Child Abuse  
  Child Education    Child Support  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Bad point(s):Boastful
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Interest(s):Astronomy,  Astrology
Favorite great thinker(s):Ptolemy,  Galileo Galilei,  Johannes Kepler
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The horoscope is a map of the heavens at the time and place of birth which shows the positions of the planets and their relation to the new born child.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

This is the land of the Changer, the Star Child who descended from the heavens to the fertile earth and, as Moon, married a daughter of the Salmon people, ensuring his human kin happiness and plenty if they would respect the family of his bride.
Anita Ganesh,

This they declared by keeping the secret of Heaven's Child until that Lady in the Firmament shows us her desire in our own pondering heart filled with love and understanding.
Indeed a child is like a newly bloomed flower awaiting heaven's dew, a tender plant that bends where it will, a field where the sower's seed can bear much fruit.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Inexplicably, upon the child's birth, the daughter fell from the heavens and disappeared into the Domain.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Krista did not ask to be born at all and no child should have to live like this but I thank the heavens above a million times a day for her and to keep her safe.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Lo, there are the heavens which with their fiery flame on Mount Sinai caused the foundations of Sheol to shake, quivering; and the hands which made those heavens and the earth come forward today like those of a child holding a cup in his hands, offering it to a young girl.
This grandmother's child acquires a misunderstood belief that her knowledge is superior to all enemies and he will receive the reward of the heavens by virtue of her knowledge.
When the child was born the angels gathered in the heavens to rejoice.
Mark Harris,

In Yugoslavia it is said that on the day of Epiphany the heavens open so that the Christ child may hear what gifts are desired.
Know, My child, man of science shall not set his focus upon the celestial heavens and find this Ball until the Father wills that this be done.
You need heaven's help in rearing heaven's child--your child, who is also the child of his or her Heavenly Father.
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