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Topic: Illness to a Child

Related:
  Illness    Child  
  Parent Child    Child Care  
  Child Needs    All child  
  Mother and Child    Child Development  
  Child Abuse    Mental Illness  
  Child Education    Child Support  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Retarded,  Incompetent
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive,  Sad
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Approaching psychosis,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

I accept full responsibility for my child's medical bills and associated expenses as a result of injury or illness sustained whilst in attendance at the clinic.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

One family felt that by bringing awareness on their Internet to their child's illness, that some physician somewhere around the world might know what the disorder was.
Currently having a severe mental illness or emotional disorder that would interfere with his or her ability to meet the child's needs.
This site is good for a parent wanting to know more about his/her child's illness, or to a medical student seeking some good medical literature.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

THE ILLNESS IS FABRICATED BY THE PARENT OR CARER A mother may superficially appear to the doctors to fabricate her child's symptoms when in reality they have not listened carefully to her story.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

In the story which is an October release, Serena Jacobs moves beyond the pain of betrayal and the helplessness in facing her child's illness to find a future with the man she loves and new freedom in letting God take control.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Perpetrators of MBP are busy giving viable explanations for their child's illness and often are doctor shopping with several specialist involved in a case who may or may not be communicating with one another.
This suggests that a child's environment plays a significant role in determining whether or not they will be afflicted with the illness.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Meanwhile, other siblings are affected by the illness of a brother or sister who is ill, and the parents might disagree on what approach to take in dealing with the child's behavior.
Maybe you are coping with a child's illness or a difficulty with a parent.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A child's serious emotional disturbance will decompensate into a mental illness if left untreated, possibly resulting in their involvement with the child protective or juvenile justice system, only then to graduate into the adult services system where the menu of potential outcomes include hospitalizations, homelessness, jail or prison, and ongoing dependence on social services.
Recognizing When a Child's Injury or Illness is Caused by Abuse discusses the investigator's role and responsibility in handling suspected child abuse cases and includes information on injuries and conditions that could be related to abuse.
 
 
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