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Topic: Parent Child

Related:
  Parents    Child  
  Parent Child Relationships    Child Care  
  Child Needs    All child  
  Parent Teacher    Mother and Child  
  Child Development    Parent Education  
  Child Abuse    Child Education  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father,  Their mother
Appearance:Intimidating
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Aggressive,  Shy
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Teacher
Education:Elementary school,  Junior High School
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Getting off welfare,  Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Parents who are informed about the hospital's treatment plan and procedures can fully contribute to the effectiveness of their child's treatment.
The child's progress is communicated to the parents in conferences with the teacher and in evaluation reports that are written by the faculty for each student at year's end.
Many parents are concerned about securing funding a child's post-secondary education through scholarships or financial aid.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Parents are amazed at their child's new happiness and vitality and at the richness of their family life.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

That child's parents have every bit as much responsibility as any other adoptive parents to prepare themselves to help their children with this task.
Parents of autistic children and infants should experiment with lighting in the child's spaces.
Parents are welcome to provide refreshments, such as punch and cupcakes or cookies on the day of a child's birthday.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Parents are asked to call Linda Heon at 636-2100 to get their child's name on the kindergarten list for next year.
Parents of 1st and 2nd grade students should report to their child's classroom for orientation.
Parents sometimes wish to donate a gift to the school in honor of the child's birthday.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Parents are encouraged to support their children by good example, especially attendance at the Family Liturgy where the homilies are directed to the child's understanding.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Parents are vital to the success of a child's education for life, and Presbyterian School views education as a process and a privilege which should be undertaken by parents and school together.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
t.b.
2005-07-20 21:46:09
does a child have to have a biological parents last name or can the parent give any name they want
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