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Topic: Chinese Medicine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Nervous, Spiritual

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Religion(s):

Taoist, New Age, Pagan

Favorite body part(s):

Hair, Fists, Breasts

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Favorite destination(s):

China

Favorite drink(s):

Tea

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Undergoing therapy, Taking Viagra

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Traditional Chinese medicine practices, including acupuncture, herbs, diet, massage, and meditative physical exercises, all are intended to improve the flow of qi.
TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE - incorporates acupuncture, herbology, oriental massage, diet and therapeutic exercise to alleviate many ills and promote health and resistance to illness.
Traditional Chinese medicine considers anxiety a symptom of imbalance between the Yin and Yang aspects of vital energy.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Linda Yang was also specialized in acupuncture and Chinese medicine since her graduation and got years of intensive training in Shanghai Traditional Chinese Medical University, and Gan Shou Provincial Chinese Traditional Hospital in this field after her medical school.
Tan practiced Chinese medicine which included acupuncture, herbal medicine, Tuina and orthopedics over ten years at the hospital of Chengdu University of Traditional Chinese Medicine in China.
Mui is currently pursuing his Ph D in traditional Chinese medicine and acupuncture from the Guangzhou University of TCM, China.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

She utilizes acupuncture and Chinese herbal medicine as well as other traditional therapies in helping her patients achieve optimum health.
Traditional Chinese medicine includes acupuncture, herbal formulas, specific means of diagnosis, and individualized dietary recommendations.
Traditional Chinese Medicine includes acupuncture, herbal treatments and dietary or lifestyle routine and can be highly effective where Western medicine can not provide solutions.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We're proud to offer what we believe is the best program and best quality network for delivering the most professional acupuncture and Chinese medicine healthcare services for employers and HMOs.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Chinese traditional medicine such as the art and science of diagnosis and healing of diseases including the use of thin silver or gold metallic needles or pins to pierce the skin of patients known today in English as acupuncture.
Most people are unaware that acupuncture and Chinese medicine treatments are effective for treating these types of illness and disorders, in addition to acute and chronic pain.

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