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Topic: Chip

Related:
  Chocolate Chip    Fish and Chips  
  Blue Chip    Potato Chips  
  Chips and Bits    Memory Chip  
  Power Chip    Mod Chip  
  Performance Chips    Poker Chips  
  PC Chips    Casino Chip  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Xbox
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite Card Game(s):Poker,  Cheat,  Blackjack
Favorite board game(s):Mahjong
Favorite food(s):Fish and chips,  Mexican,  Cookies
Favorite computer game(s):Donkey Kong,  Hacking
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Listens to:The Prodigy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Worst habit(s):Gambling
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Five initial chips are delivered to the prospective licensee for functionality testing and final approval before production.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Specialized chips are being developed that will provide the massively parallel computations required for a substantially higher level of visual perception.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Tortilla chips are topped with a chicken and salsa mixture, melted cheese and tomato.
Small wax chips placed in small glass containers with a wick and provide an interesting alternative to the normal everyday candle.
Wood bark chips are often used as an ornamental mulch round perennial flowers and shrubs.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The chips are transported on the drag conveyor by means of drag links that are mounted on both sides and are drawn through the delivery chutes on rail-guided bush delivery chains.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Neuron Chips are manufactured and distributed worldwide by our semiconductor partners Cypress Semiconductor and Toshiba Corporation.
Chips several millimeters in size that integrate mechanical components and electronic devices on top of a silicon substrate.
All chips are tested simultaneously to yield a faster test and to enable the instrument to detect errors that are caused by interference among the chips on the module.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

DSP chips run everything from cell phones to DSL modems to wireless networking systems.
ROM chips are used for storage of the essential software of the computer, called firmware.
These chips contain the sophisticated programs that make our modems answer the phone and communicate with the outside world.
 
 
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