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Topic: Fish and Chips

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Xbox

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control

Favorite Card Game(s):

Poker, Cheat, Blackjack

Favorite TV show(s):

That 70's Show

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping

Favorite food(s):

Fish and chips, Mexican, Bacon and eggs

Favorite computer game(s):

Donkey Kong

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Listens to:

The Prodigy

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Going back to school

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

FRIDAYS Fish and Chips: Delicious fresh fish in a crispy golden beer batter served with french fries and irish malt vinegar upon request.
Classics Fish and Chips Hearty chunks of cod fillet dipped by hand in our own house ale batter.
British Style fish and chips and great varieties of tea are served next door to haute cuisine.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Enjoy fish and chips with sharks looking hungrily down and an illusion of a lost city.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Fish and chips, a hot cup of tea and a shower were the Saturday night celebrations for North Island team Encompass after it won the Arrow International Adventure Race in Wellington on Saturday night.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Fish 'N' Chips is emailed to subscribers in html format and also available online.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

A disgusting fish and chips at a very expensive restaurant situated on the top of the Gibraltar cliff.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Fish and chips on the St Kilda beach then wonder across the road for a couple of pots at the Espy.
The weather was fantastic Ullapool and surrounding area are gorgeous The fish and chips were to die for and the atmosphere in the Seaforth was amazing We were only going to stop one night but we stayed all weekend.
Fish and chips from a place by the boat harbour were possibly the best we've ever tasted.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Fish 'n' chips are top orders, but the stingray and salmon platter are not bad either.
Halibut fish and chips.

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