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Topic: Chocolate Chip Cookie

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Favorite possession(s):

Xbox, Apple Computer, Nintendo system

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, Cup of coffee, Food & Wine magazine

Favorite Card Game(s):

Poker

Favorite food(s):

Cookies, Cheesecakes, Ice cream

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite movie(s):

This Is Spinal Tap

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite drink(s):

Lemonade, Rum, Orange Juice

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Did you know that one chocolate chip cookie may have 8 grams of fat?
The chocolate chip cookie recipe tries to answer the question of how many chips and how much butter can be packed into one cookie.
This is the reason that most chocolate chip cookie recipes contain both brown and white sugars.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake - Chocolate cookie crust, rich cheesecake, and delightful cookie dough make this dessert sinfully irresistible.
The Cookie Garden offers cookies, including chocolate chip, gift baskets, fruit and snacks.
A chocolate chip cookie recipe that you bake in mini muffin pans with Reese's peanut butter cups in the middle?

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Cookie sheets, a slotted turner, chocolate chip cookie mix, peanut butter and chocolate chips.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

KENTUCKY DERBY PIE A warm chocolate chip cookie bred with a pecan pie.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

So I will be baking one huge sugar cookie with a Happy 13th Birthday Jacqueline on it and one huge chocolate chip cookie with a Peace sign on it.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I lost a chocolate chip cookie to my mother when I was three years old.
Our friends tell us that our Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookie mix is unbelievably delicious.
Garrett Morris is OK as a Famous Amos clone who is pissed off because the distributors of The Stuff stole his chocolate chip cookie company, but he disappears too soon to be really effective.

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