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Topic: Choice I

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Good kisser

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Appearance:

Overweight

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Listens to:

Three 6 Mafia, Cher, B2K

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

I began looking for a replacement for our business system and eventually hired a consultant who specialized in narrowing down the choices to the best three.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I am currently putting together a program for overweight kids with food choices.
Are there other choices I could make which would contribute less fat?
I believe that too often too many of these kids that get into trouble would have a far better chance to turn around and learn to make better choices if they were not thrown into a system that does not have much to offer in the way of compassion and understanding.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

There are many choices of VRML software but from much experience with the options I strongly recommend that Windows PC users use CosmoPlayer with their browser.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I cannot guarantee that every piece is still available so please include second choices with your order.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I was please to find your website and learn of the wide range of colors and other options/choices available.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

It was when I was married and my oldest child was turning five that I thought it was time I took the responsibility to give him and his sister a grounding in the faith so they could at least make some choices later on.
I changed this a bit to Opportunities and choices for nurturing life because all life is precious.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Choices, Life is full of them, and this holiday season you're not sure if the PT Cruiser owner on your list would rather have the PT Woody I or Woody II Kit or any one of the many other PT Woody Products we offer.

Mark Harris,
Priest

I had made some poor choices for the first few years of my Christian life because of the lack of commitment to God and my lack of desire to take advantage of the teaching and fellowship this church had to offer.
That is why I believe God will look on our wrong and evil choices and cry, but not always intervene.

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