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Topic: Low Cholesterol Diet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Fish and chips

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Heart attack imminent

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The FDA states that diets low in saturated fat and cholesterol that include 25 grams of soy protein a day may reduce the risk of heart disease.
Choose a diet low in fat, saturated fat, and cholesterol to reduce your risk of heart attack and certain types of cancer and to help you maintain a healthy weight.
This final rule is based on the FDA's conclusion that foods containing soy protein included in a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol may reduce the risk of CHD by lowering blood cholesterol levels.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Low cholesterol diets make women's skin and vaginal tissues dry and impede the functioning of the brain and nervous system.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
sophie
2005-06-27 20:10:20

i want to know which foods are low in cholesterol

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