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Topic: Chris Rock

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chris Rock,  Robin Williams,  Eddie Murphy
Currently has on their coffee table:WWF magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  Everybody Loves Raymond
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Jim Carrey
Favorite sportsperson(s):Stone Cold Steve Austin (wrestling),  Hulk Hogan (wrestling),  Andre the Giant (wrestling)
Listens to:Everclear,  Blink 182,  Pearl Jam
Ultimate fantasy(s):Joining the WWF
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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Mark Harris,
Priest

Chris Rock appears as the forgotten 13th apostle, kicked out of heaven for claiming Jesus was black.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Chris Rock is one of the most talented stand-up comedians working today, but like his idol Richard Pryor, his shtick is seldom employed particularly well outside of the world of st.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Inventive rock and simple melodies find their way seamlessly throughout this collection of new songs from lead worshipper Chris Tomlin.
Chris Rock is a stand-up comedian who first rose to national stardom when he appeared on Saturday Night Live in the late '80s and early '90s.
Chris and Magda were followed by the pulsating rock rhythms of The Mike Plume Band , making their second festival appearance.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Chris McLaughlin is the manager of the Underwater Photo Center, located at the Riding rock Inn Resort on San Salvador Island in the Bahamas.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Chris and Glenn will be appearing on the ITV programme Routes of Rock in August.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Chris and I tried to loosen the dirt and rock with a spud bar and shovel and hoisted it up after Rick got it loaded.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Chris never ceases to amaze with the way he rocks like an autistic savant over his board somehow coaxing out full strains of notes and chords that are more than the sum of their parts.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Chris Rock is new to the team, playing a young cop who seems to worship Murtaugh- Well, I was going to tell you why, but decided not to spoil it.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Chris Rock has a new episode of his HBO show on tonight at 11:30pm.
Even comedian Chris Rock said that the events of last September convinced him and his wife to conceive a child.
 
 
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