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Topic: Christ

Related:
  Jesus Christ    Church of Christ  
  Cross of Christ    Church of Jesus Christ  
  Church of God in Christ    Christ the King  
  Disciples of Christ    Birth of Christ  
  Christ Child    Anti Christ  
  Christ for the Nations    United Church of Christ  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Their father
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Catholic
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All these performances are swept aside by the achievement of Inayatullah Khan of Christ's College who yesterday obtained a First Class in the Mechanical Sciences Tripos…He is believed to be the first man of any nationality to obtain honours in four different Triposes.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

From Jesus Christ: you are a stupid fat cunt who probably cant get any.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Comparing Christ's words to T367, the first event (1) seems to be just an atmospheric penetration along with a meteor shower and the comet volitiles boiling off in the atmosphere (2007?
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Christ's birth based on the celestial charts for that era.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Christ's apostles expounded their Master's teaching on love in magnificent expositions inspired by the Holy Spirit.
The original spirit of Christ's teaching has been preserved in a state of pristine freshness within the living tradition of the Christian East.
Christ's miracles and his teachings, his healings and his help.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

And Jesus warns his disciples not to be misled by false prophets and false christs who would show up like vultures gathering around a carcass saying that Jerusalem would not be destroyed.
The story of Christ's birth at Bethlehem can find a parallel in practically all the lives of the great Messengers of God.
Mark Harris,
Priest

They proposed that Christ did not come in the flesh, but Jesus the man was there all the days of his life until the baptism and that is when Christ jumped into him and left back to heaven at the cross before his death.
Those who are born again through the redemption of the cross of Jesus Christ and have received the fullness of the Holy Spirit, will naturally find their faith growing and filling them with a desire to witness to others.
It is the greatest miracle God performs for us to have mere bread and wine become the Body and Blood of Jesus Christ so that we might have intimate communion with Him.
 
 
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concern friend
2005-05-25 12:03:58
ive got a friend who is a cristian but treats her friends like crud and is disobaying her parents. i sent her an email and i am looking forsome picture but i really dont know what to do what should i do?would you please pray for me and ask like joice myers what to do and ask her to do a show about this
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