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Topic: Church of God in Christ

Related:
  God    Church  
  Christ    Church of Jesus Christ  
  United Church of Christ    Assembly of God Church  
  Worldwide Church of God    International Church of Christ  
  Church of God of Prophecy    Church of Christ Sermons  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Their father
Good point(s):Humble,  Saintly,  Patient
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Catholic
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
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Mark Harris,
Priest

 Jesus Christ - Although the Roman Catholic Church teaches that Jesus Christ is God they also teach that his death did not pay the full penalty for sin and that those that qualify for heaven must still spend time in purgatory to atone for sin.
This is the way the Fathers of the Church have always interpreted the words of Jesus Christ and the teaching of the Apostle of the Gentiles; for from the very earliest days of the Church they have considered virginity a consecration of body and soul offered to God.
SEAVIEW BAPTIST CHURCH COVENANT Having been led by the Spirit of God to receive Jesus Christ as our personal Savior and to give ourselves gladly to Him as the Lord of our lives, we solemnly and joyfully affirm our covenant with God and with each other.
 
 
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